Substacktute Teacher

Settle down, class, settle down. I’m your blog sub today—a Substack called Zuko’s Musings, and your regular blog teacher has left me a detailed lesson plan, so I advise you to listen up and read, unless you want to find yourself written up in my report to her. Here goes:

(Reminder: I share my free posts here only, not the paywalled Fight Clip Club—regardless, you should go on over to Zuko’s Musings and follow me on its Notes function, or subscribe, to get a more regular me in your eyeballs than this giant info dump every so often.)

Cállate

Sssh!

Denver Beer Co.

Popinations were mostly in Aurora this past couple weeks, for reasons. Good thing there’s lots of good breweries there.

Fight is the Story (re-redux)

I redid this piece for Star Wars Day and Fight Clip Club, and it was free!

Octothorpe

You all picked two vocab words for me, so I did both.

Terminal Bar

I got a new tattoo! And then went and got a drink at an old favorite.

Monkey Man

You guys got two free Fight Clip Club pieces this past couple weeks! Lucky youse!

Exeleutherostomize

This is the tied vocab word to Octothorpe, and tbh I get why you couldn’t decide. This is one of the funnest words I’ve learned, though I don’t know that I’d say the essay ended up fun, necessarily.